New Coaching Philosophy: See Ball, Hit Ball See Beer, Drink Beer Their must be some correlation right...? #JucoProbs

Coach I forgot my jersey last week in the hotel...what should I do...? #someoneisntplaying

Coach...I forgot my eyeblack...do you have any??

That girl who always brings her bf to tourneys and is all over him like somebody wants him #theydont#hesmells#dumphimsoyoucanhitagain

This is college...no you can't wear sparkly bows...what kinda softball player are you?? #lookliketarzan #swinglikejane

Player Txt: Are we going to be outside today?

Tarp Problems....

When kids who quit try to draw your better players into their web of BS. Coaching Gripes Get over it...quitter.

Why are you pouting at the end of the dugout?? Why are you sitting down during the game? Not playing... #workharder #noonelikesacrybaby

When you email a college coach at least include what year you graduate! Save us time and easier to delete without reading. #wasteoftime

Parents...please do not email us about your child. If they want to play college ball they should email us... FYI #freeadvice

#wordsofwisdom