Wow! Can't believe it's been a year now since #longweekendmovie came out on digital 😱 Please please please guys, watch it! The story is extraordinary and Finn Wittrock and #ZoëChao simply slayed it 💎 📸 BTS by steve basilone

At Paul McCartney and I’d give anything if he opened with Simply Having a Wonderful Christmastime

we don’t even have time to process one devastating thing before we have to move on to the next

SAD FACT: After Parkland I signed up for an automatic $25 a month donation to Everytown — and for a while I’d increase it a little bit every time there was another shooting. But after like only 18 months I had to stop increasing it or it was going to be more than my mortgage.

Just saw Maverick and Tom Cruise’s jaw acting is still unparalleled

If the loudness of their vroom-vrooms is any indication, there’s been a lot of dudes with huge pee-pees driving by my house today

Look I’m not saying there’s a direct connection between fuckin your cousin and white nationalism, but check out these mug shots of the Patriot Front idiots in Idaho…

Never been more excited to not be in America

A fun way to procrastinate writing is figuring out what font the title should be in. If you really commit to it, you can easily kill a half hour. Give it a try!

Astros suck. Can’t believe they just get to go on being a team

Today in 2011, Regional Holiday Music aired! Written by steve basilone & @anniemebane and directed by Tristram Shapeero, Taran Killam's Mr Rad is equal parts Hanson and Manson. #OriginalAiring

This sweet lil pod was nice enough to read an old NBC pilot of mine. And a bunch of amazing actors were nice enough to perform it. Check it out!

If the sound of my voice doesn’t annoy you—check out the second part of the Dead Pilots Society !

Well this is fun and cool

Ned? Ned Reyrson?!

Bonnie Raitt is country’s Meryl Streep

So far my favorite moment of the night/year is Hugh Grant calling himself a scrotum

Ned? Ned Reyrson?!

Ned? Ned Reyrson?!

Ned? Ned Ryerson?!