top 0.05% baby

paramore: this is why tour in sydney, au (2023)

him: are you stupid me:

gonna tell my kids this was Boygenius

this is what i look like when i'm trying to add the tip to the total without using a calculator

using my scary dog privileges to walk alone at night

when my favorite icicle breaks

i WISH

me at brunch raging hangover, insane gut rot, a headache that might kill me and tequila still on my breath. happy 2024.

maybe 2024 will be the year (it literally won't)

Jacob: Bella's safe Charlie: oh thank god Jacob: but she's...different, and she adopted a kid and *starts to take off clothes* Charlie:

if my boss asks why i just walked out of the building and proceeded to chain smoke 50 cigarettes, this is why

valentines day is tomorrow.

some valentines for your valentine

happy vday sickos

so no head? >:( #valentinesday

SEND THIS TO HIM COWARD!!! #valentinesday

The ‘TWILIGHT’ remake will be an animated series. (Source: Deadline)

bella swan