Luke Sawyer (@sawyer_lukeind) 's Twitter Profile
Luke Sawyer

@sawyer_lukeind

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Betty (@boomboombetty) 's Twitter Profile Photo

If your tweet really went viral without push or help from paid promos and you’re genuinely “just so surprised” then I dare you to put a teacher’s amazon wishlist for classroom supplies as your first and only reply to your own tweet.

Chad Read (@squirrel74wkgn) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Back in my day we didn’t have online dating. We’d write, “for a good time, call...” on public bathroom walls and wait for our phone to ring.

JamieDornanFanAc (@jamiedfanac) 's Twitter Profile Photo

When you've been on the phone to Amazon for half an hour wondering why #HisTrueQueen won't download onto your kindle and the lovely Michael discovers you didn't pre order it! 🤡 😐😂😂Apologies to my hubby and Michael L at Amazon.co.uk . All sorted now 😃

When you've been on the phone to Amazon for half an hour wondering why #HisTrueQueen won't download onto your kindle and the lovely Michael discovers you didn't pre order it! 🤡 😐😂😂Apologies to my hubby and Michael L at <a href="/AmazonUK/">Amazon.co.uk</a> . All sorted now 😃
Chad Read (@squirrel74wkgn) 's Twitter Profile Photo

[team building meeting] Boss: Everyone stand up Jim: ... Diane: ... Bob: ... Boss: I said, stand up! Jim: ... Diane: ... Bob: ... Simon: *eye rolls* Stand up

Just J (@junejuly12) 's Twitter Profile Photo

The new big boss’ name is Richard, and you’d think he would have a good sense of humour about nicknames. Anyway, I guess I’ll have lots of time to work on my tan now.

50shadesgirlportland (@50shadesgirlpdx) 's Twitter Profile Photo

There is still a lot of room at @HeathmanPDX for the new #FiftyShadesOfGrey books. Thank you so much E L James 💙 if you can send replacements. Portland loves you!

There is still a lot of room at @HeathmanPDX for the new #FiftyShadesOfGrey books. Thank you so much <a href="/E_L_James/">E L James 💙</a> if you can send replacements. Portland loves you!
Chad Read (@squirrel74wkgn) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Wife: Honey, you may not be the sharpest tool in the shed, but you are adorable Me: ... Wife: ... Me: ... Wife: ... Me: ...when did we get a shed?

Dr Deborah Harkness (PhD, LHD) (@debharkness) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Proudest moment of my life. Sharing a list--any list--with J.K. Rowling (even a grocery list) would be a high point but this. This. Thanks to all the readers who still believe in magic and made TIME'S CONVERT a bestseller. Thanks to Ms Rowling who made generations of readers. 📚

Proudest moment of my life. Sharing a list--any list--with <a href="/jk_rowling/">J.K. Rowling</a> (even a grocery list) would be a high point but this. This. Thanks to all the readers who still believe in magic and made TIME'S CONVERT a bestseller. Thanks to Ms Rowling who made generations of readers. 📚