Mankind, humanity, and your dad

Me standing next to normal sized humans

New eyes, who dis?

Acquired the all important empty middle seat row

Little kid looking out the airplane window: MOM!! I CAN SEE THE WHOLE UNITED STATES FROM HERE!!!

Just got my Spotify wrapped

How does one get their sparkle back?

Was canned Monster water only for Warped Tour or ....

See, when the dude's thighs aren't thicker than mine he makes it all the to sound check before realizing he left the hotel room in my pants

Hey mom, can you bring an extra jacket? I haven't been home yet today and I'm cold Mom: where were you when I called and woke you up?!?!?! Me: sleeping on a couch in a hotel room while the band was at sound check Mom: OK BUT THIS IS THE LAST TIME

Simultaneously everyone's Tour Mom and also my mother's adult child ✌️

Y'all just LOOK at this adorable little pick holder

Magpie

Arguing over text about a 10 yro race incident. Don't ever let them say romance is dead.

Look, Rossi clearly kicked Marc