chumlee 🥰🥰🥰

ian somerhalder always got that damn hat on

keller is a damn nascar driver

i have the fattest crush on sza

i wonder what i look like from a drive through worker’s point of view

why was the most traumatic day in school when they ladys would come in during gym class & make us take our shirts off to check for scoliosis

i cant believe some of yall air out yalls personal business like that on facebook LMAO

the way these people lie to themselves so hard they probably done convinced themself its the truth

youre wild if you think youre gonna add me on snapchat then unadd me so that im subscribed to you

can we bring back twitter fights please yall

when i lay in the tanning bed i just listen to bohemian rhapsody twice so my 12 mins go by faster

its me. i am the homie!

why do i get so insecure in the martins dressing rooms

snapchat please stop asking me what college i went to i’m a DROPOUT geez

why do all my dreams start off in the walmart parking lot

do all celebrities just collectively agree to not leak each others phone numbers or how does that work

what happen to dill pickle pringles