Forgot my coffee on the counter when I left for work this morning. I hope everyone’s Friday doesn’t start out as crappy as mine 🙃

Perfectly said. #RIPKobe

Can we get Cardi B for Super Bowl 55?!? 🏈

There are very few things I love more than Pancheros 🌯

Hey Coach should I get this gem framed yet?? Greg Ulland

It costs $0.00 to chew with your mouth shut

Imma fuck up your wheat! Oh okay thanks Brittany Schumm

Had a lady on the phone this morning tell me how I’m not cut out for my job as she’s telling me that COVID is a hoax 💀 Big fan of working in customer service 🙄

HUTCH GET OFF THE TV

It’s 5am and I’m by myself at work and there’s a mouse behind the desk. Kill me now 💀

Today work only consists of watching the US Women’s Open. Let’s go Amy 🏌🏼‍♀️⛳️ #LPGA U.S. Women's Open

I hate football

This is infuriating. “The course is playable, but not playable at a championship level”. If it’s playable let the women play. The NCAA committee should be ashamed of their decision. It clearly wasn’t too “heart-wrenching” to make that decision since you just walked away.

Some of my hardest decisions in life is what side of the burrito do I start eating so I can end with the best side of the burrito. 🌯

I just saw a guy walking around drunk eating fried chicken and I couldn’t be happier for him

Back on my bullshit 😅

Oh fuck you’re driving cathryn

Not sure if this is more of a fucking Trump rally or a Big & Rich concert. Sing some damn songs Big & Rich

Little too cocky at the beginning of the game??? NDSU Football