— ᴛʜᴇ ʟᴏɴᴇʟɪᴇsᴛ ᴍᴏᴍᴇɴᴛ ɪɴ sᴏᴍᴇᴏɴᴇ·s ʟɪғᴇ ɪs ᴡʜᴇɴ ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴀʀᴇ ᴡᴀᴛᴄʜɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴇɪʀ ᴡʜᴏʟᴇ ᴡᴏʀʟᴅ ғᴀʟʟ ᴀᴘᴀʀᴛ ᴀɴᴅ ᴀʟʟ ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴄᴀɴ ᴅᴏ ɪs sᴛᴀʀᴇ ʙʟᴀɴᴋʟʏ

"Time is in good hands." x.com/whitecanarx/st…

"Tell Agent Sharpe you're approved by the Flash." He winked and snorted. x.com/whitecanarx/st…

"Maybe I can ask Sara to be my wingman..."

"What? You're better at picking up girls than I am." x.com/whitecanarx/st…

"Sara... I don't know if I can, in good conscience, try to hook you up with my best friend. Or her sister." He's spluttering laughing. x.com/whitecanarx/st…

"I'm enabling you." He sighed dramatically. x.com/whitecanarx/st…

"Can't you get the Waverider on a multiversal road or something?" x.com/whitecanarx/st…

"And I'm sure at some point someone said 'it's a spaceship, not a time-ship' and here we are." x.com/whitecanarx/st…

He snickered. "I'm not wrong." x.com/whitecanarx/st…

Joe's out for the night so that means... Netflix and pizza rolls.

Sara mildly putting out those Dominatrix vibes x.com/whitecanarx/st…

Doritos, check. Big Belly™, check. Skyrim play-a-thon, commence.

||: When you wanna RP on Barry but you have no idea what to write

Nights like this, especially around the holiday time and when he's alone, Barry's mind drifts back to "Flashpoint" and his parents... and how fucking much he misses it.

"I fight to protect the important things about this world. Happiness. Laughter. Friendship. Love. And breakfast for dinner."

— ʟɪᴋᴇ ғᴏʀ ᴀ ɢɪғ sᴛᴀʀᴛᴇʀ ʟɪᴍɪᴛ ᴛᴏ ﹙ᴀs ᴍᴀɴʏ ᴀs ɪ ғᴇᴇʟ ʟɪᴋᴇ﹚

— ɢɪғ sᴛᴀʀᴛᴇʀ ғᴏʀ @HeroicWhiteBird

Now he can't even bother Harry. Single life sucks when all of your friends aren't.