love him in private… men are embarrassing

bruh I hate the astros 😭

hahahahahahahahahaha no

it’s finally Scorpio szn 🫶🏼🫶🏼

can’t stand girls who are bitches at the gym like sis yes I can lift more than you but you ain’t gotta hate damn 🤧

RIP takeoff 😭 man

it’s 60 degrees today and I’ve already seen like 10 people dressed like they going to the snow😂 us Californians really can’t handle the cold

my type used to be skinny tall men but once you be in the gym, skinny men ain’t it y’all I promise 😂

just waiting for someone to confess their love for me and us be happy ever after like a hallmark Christmas movie 😭

January me would not believe the fucken life i lived this year lmao

IS IT TOO LATE FOR US???

funny how I’m 10x hotter every time I’m single

you have actually got to be joking 😂😂😂

men are so embarrassing, I can’t

bet ima be sitting under the table eating 12 grapes at midnight on nye, ain’t no way ima be single again next year 😂

not me turning 26 this year 🫠

like what? let’s keep it a buck

i know im bouta hurt some feelings with this one but two worst pairs of shoes to ever exist: crocs and birkenstocks. pls throw em away. 😂

it snows for 10 mins in murrieta and we all go crazy 😂😂 I love this for us