Can we talk about how Stuart Little was a mouse at an orphanage? Out of all the human beings, a mouse was adopted? And we just went along with it like “man I wish I had a mouse for a little brother”

Quit sending Xenninials and Millennials things to print at home. We don't have a printer. And if we do, we haven't found the power cord from our last move. We had been surviving on secretly using our work printers for years.

i don't know if yall feel me but.. september, october, november is the LMNOP of the year

i hate when i catch myself mimicking another person's mannerisms. what a painful reminder that i'm just a sponge with a heartbeat

a series of fortunate events

Respect. 🇺🇸🇺🇸

Over the past few months, Kevin the UPS driver, has driven down my nephew’s street waving hello and chatting with all of the neighborhood kids (I’ve personally been put on hold when Kevin arrives) So here is how they returned the favor. Sometimes a smile and a laugh go a long way

just got the call... pour one up for duke today🕊

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On 11/14/20... I shared my story about my dad’s last bottle of bourbon that he opened before cancer took him in ‘92 when I was 10 yr old. The bottle was Maker’s Mark. I am extremely humbled to receive this letter in the mail today from Rob Samuels. Extremely humbled.

Not gonna sit here and lie anymore, if I’m trying to remember the order of letters in the alphabet I have to sing the entire song

americans be like “foreign traditions are so weird 🤪” then give a rat named phil a holiday so he can predict the weather

Jules More like this honestly

With just a few weeks until the “fastest two minutes in sports,” Epicenter – who was born in Bowling Green at Westwind Farms – is the odds-on favorite to win the 2022 Kentucky Derby. bgdailynews.com/news/kentucky-…

Kamala Harris just got hit with the biggest fact check in human history

The world’s richest man built the entire healthcare system to keep you sick. He transformed healing into a profit-driven machine—and buried natural medicine in the process. This man is John D. Rockefeller. And here is the dark story of how he did it: 🧵