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savannah diel

@savannahdiel

H'ville, TN || Beech Alum || c/o 2017 || LU '21

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calendar_today12-07-2011 03:43:14

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I feel sorry for Netflix era kids. They will never know the high stakes adrenaline of running to the bathroom/fridge/bedroom in a single ad break, with the beckoning call of a sibling screaming “It’s ONNNNNN” to send you hurdling over furniture to get back in time.

Sean Lowe (@seanlowe09) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Catherine told me she has a 2:30 chiropractor appointment tomorrow. I said, “I didn’t know he worked on teeth?” She said, “What are you talking about?” I said, “You said your tooth hurty.” She said nothing and left the room. I’m left wondering if she understood the joke.

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I know we’re all worried about The Bachelor and all but I have much bigger, real world concerns. My kid didn’t want to eat a cinnamon roll this morning. A CINNAMON ROLL. Son... what son?

Sean Lowe (@seanlowe09) 's Twitter Profile Photo

If you’re wondering where I get my dumb sense of humor from, my dad suggested we name our second son Samuel too so we would could have a First Samuel and a Second Samuel. That’s just good, clean biblical humor.

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I asked Catherine why she doesn’t laugh at my jokes. She told me to tell funnier jokes. Those you love the most, cut you the deepest.