I never realized how important Christmas nails were, I’ve really been missing out 😮‍💨

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Hot girls have stomach issues… why couldn’t it have been anything else but that? ☠️

Literally on repeat rn

If she has a butterfly tattoo she’s the one

I can’t go anywhere without thinking I need to treat myself and buy something ☠️

Don’t flip me off in traffic, my road rage will take it as a challenge 🥲

He bought me blonde don tickets… the little 8th grade girl inside me is ✨screaming✨ 😭

Oklahoma, I’m just trying to enjoy the tacos my mom made me for dinner not get blown away by a tornado please

If you ask me how college is going, and I say “it’s going” what I mean by that is, I’m literally fighting for my life.

How many profiles/socials do I need to block before they understand?? 🤡

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I made a new word/phrase: organizingly stressed🥲

Amber Heard will always remember this as the day she almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow.

CANNOT WAIT

Looked at the scale and didn’t like the number, looked in the mirror and loved the results. It’s all about the perspective🙃

10/10 wouldn’t recommend losing a card that’s $500 to replace 🫠

Long hot showers. That’s it.

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