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I did not “make a burger”. The burger made me

*raising my hand after youre done talking* Now would that be "On God," or is that on some other type shit ? 🧐

indian people knew what the fuck was going on when they invented. food

Giokielicious

reminder to check ur message requests. you might have a lot of people counting on you

3 counts of homicide. 4 counts of attempted murder. 13 counts of assault with a deadly weapon. 6 counts of mail fraud. Possession of an illegal firearm. Possession of class D narcotics. Impersonating a police officer. Impersonating a federal agent. Resisting arrest.

letting go of my horses

If you smoke weed you deserve to be tortured for eternity and have your entire family die in front of you

Why does this poop taste like shit

Pardon my French but Je t'emmerde

Burger she wrote

Verily

Most evil/least likeable characters in breaking bad, any im missing?

Scam Likey is such a beautiful name

Jesus turned water into wine that’s cool I can turn beer into throw up

My nephew wears one of those funny little helmets because when he was younger I would push his skull into the wall as hard as possible

I literally woke up from a dream this morning of a weird voicemail of my boss saying over and over “Matt needs his sleep, Matt needs his sleep” and then today my boss Matt is not here. So basically what I’m saying is Jeffrey Epstein was supplying Peter Thiel human meat to consume