My current era

how tf christmas in 12 days we just ate thanksgiving food yesterday

Because I couldn’t as a kid

we didn’t avoid teenage pregnancy to become step parents

I've used dark mode so much that a white screen physically repulses me

I don't discriminate, I hate them all equally.

the vegetables in my freezer watching me grab pizza rolls again

“You can’t just erase people out of your life” Me:

i honestly feel like niggas love pasta more than Italians

when the delusion wears off and the disgust hits

omw to get the worm early asf

When her friends say "you better treat her right or we're going to have problems"😭

Me if l ever marry a doctor and we have a fight:

“you seem happier” thanks someone really hot has been love bombing me

canceling a gym membership is like tryna get out of the cartel 😭😂

Niggerella

how it feels pretending to agree with people so they stop talking

Man go the fuck home

the AUDACITY of my body to be tired after i gave it 8 hours of sleep. like bro i gave you everything.

how life feels when nobody knows where you are or what you're up to