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there's lesbian sex that lasted longer than the tik tok ban

Yesterday, Trump signed more executive orders on Inauguration Day than any President in history. Every day this week, I'll be breaking down Trump's attacks on your rights and freedoms. First up: immigration rights and birthright citizenship. (1/11)

i just know kate mckinnons impression of her on snl would have slapped

Update: I’m laid off :/

Yeah his full name was a bit misleading

fucked up that when they put contrast in your veins for an MRI they’re like “it’s gonna make you feel like you peed your pants. rest assured, you are not peeing your pants.” and you’re kinda like “that sounds ridiculous” but then it really does feel like you peed your pants.

Babygirl 2

The Oscars: we gotta cut down on the runtime Also The Oscars: *7 minute James Bond musical interlude in a year where there was no James Bond movie released*

how tf subway gonna ask me for a tip, bro we made this sandwich together tf

when a song starts playing in public and you have no one to say "they sang this on glee"

I love the idea that a bob is an inheritable trait

lindsey lohans tree backflip is definitely one of them

Lowkey cast Lena Dunham in the next white lotus

hear me out, they need a LOUNGE in the movie theatre where people who just watched a movie can go and talk about it afterwards ……..

Dating is hard because there’s a lot of pressure when you’re always the hotter smarter funnier and more successful one in the equation. And humble too

boston ppl when their friend is trying to drive drunk:

🚨 BREAKING: Lady Gaga has been rushed to an L.A. hospital after suffering severe back pain from carrying the entire 2025 Coachella Festival, TMZ reports.

unfollowed some people on IG because their children’s Easter outfits looked a little too republican

The Solo Poly Hijabi Amputee arrives at the #MetGala.