David Attenborough is now officially 100 years old.

princess nokia when 7 rings came out:

eating a sandwich that tastes like this

This was one of the first things I ever noticed in the world.

how it feels when someone tells me they missed me

This era of men might breathe a sigh of relief and order that extra side lmfao

being aware of the skinny propaganda with the rise of conservatism whilst still wanting to lose weight

I rebuke this, lol you have to love yourself into redemption

i have an intense desire to create something bigger than myself and fully dedicate myself to a craft. anyway here’s 5 tweets in a row

moving apartments feels like psychological torture. how have humans not come up with a better way to do this

At what age do you finally accept that you’re not a great undiscovered actress

We’re letting Mormons have too much influence in culture. They should be doing their weird shit far away from the rest of us.

My mom answers the phone like she's in the middle of defusing a bomb

Sometimes you’re so Mexican you become Filipino

the Fact That Ugly men get Horny disturbs me

Darkness cannot survive in the presence of light. Now put THAT between 2 buns & eat it