My favorite part of work is when I grab my things and leave.

Me at work pretending to be nice

goodbye seasonal depression, HELLO body dysmorphia season

I admire people who in 30 minutes get up, have breakfast, and shower. I need 30 minutes just to figure out where I am and who I am.

When today is friday the 13th but the last friday the 13th we had in march was the day lockdown started

god please let me find $50,000 laying on the ground this week

god please let me find $50,000 laying on the ground this week

I low key hate putting on actual clothes. I’ll throw some sweat pants & hoodie on SO FASTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT🤣

"now I just need something sweet"

“Are you free after work?” Me after work:

When you are studying chapter 2 and you feel chapter 1 leaving your brain already

“are you free after work?” me after work:

Me going back to sleep because there’s still 52 seconds left before my alarm goes off

"Why don't you post yourself anymore?" Me:

Shopping isn’t exciting anymore. Everything is overpriced, terrible quality, & ugly.

"listen to your body" my body: go get a cinnamon roll the size of a tire