“YOU CANNOT DEPORT ILLEGALS BECAUSE WE NEED SLAVES.”

donald trump: where are the emails hillary clinton: *rubs her email shaped belly* ohhhh i dont knowwwwww :3

They are called universities.

If this ruined my generation, then I'm glad it did

He stole the election. He stole the election. He stole the election. HE STOLE THE FUCKING ELECTION. I can not say it enough!!! He stole the damn election and it needs to be investigated NOW. He stole the election. He stole the election. HE STOLE THE FUCKING

Every post about why Trump is terrible just makes him look cool to me. Eat shit console plebs.

Whatever it is, it was definitely the right call to get it all over your hands

thinking about how in half-life 2 humanity is totally over and the planet and all its inhabitants are just being harvested for parts, and society just continues through it. gotta take the train. cops are jerks. housing sucks. it's almost "nothing ever happens" coded

to celebrate Twilight princess' 18th anniversary, your reminder that in this meme, they're reacting to Twilight Princess being revealed for the first time at E3 2004

A 120 IQ teenager could be trained to be a doctor in under 4 years, but the median doctor salary is $227,000 This is the real conversation about healthcare we should be having

The nice thing about being an atheist is I don't have to waste my time on Christmas cards every year. I can use that time to just sit back and daydream about that last leisurely stroll when I die. 😍

taking ur prison plant home is such a vibe

Bloody hell the leg must be long as fuck

youtu.be/ID7IUMOq8y8?si…

Cheers toobz (Cobra's Cake, vanilla added because I wanted to try a real Coke)

After my dear mother died my step father started writing black metal shit. If that just isn't the darndest thing. Poetic youtu.be/CWgDpY69HUk?si…