I taught english to my english teacher in school

I have been accused of spreading dark humour Trust me, on that day..even the room was dark

Ready for the next match with my team 😎

In the match between #IndvsEng i qualified for the Semi Final

I don't just hit on girls

I can help Zaira Wasim in relaunching her career. Everyone knows i am a good launcher #ZairaWasim

हिन्दी दिवस की हार्दिक शुभकामनाएं

I like the enforced camaraderie of political life

Happy New Year to all the beautiful ladies out there 😘😍❤

I will give shelter to every women in the NRC list, no women will be deported Everyone knows i have a big . . . . Heart

It's not that Sunanda didn't know what I was gonna do. I told her, "I wish to neutralise thy fuselage soon after we lay foot in our hotel room". I think she didn't understand the english and agreed to go.

I love the word floccinaucinisexsexsexsexhilipilifili. I've used it with quite a few women, and they all seem to love it. 😉

Probably i am the only one in Indian politics who doesn't grab LAND but willingly gives his own LαND

ख़ुदा हम को ऐसी ख़ुदाई न दे, कि औरतों सिवा कुछ दिखाई न दे।

Main kya karu? Job chhod dun?

Kamra Loves Hindu Gods & Goddesses as much as I loved Sunanda

Don't know what Congress party has given to India, but It has definitely given me al00t