And the Oscar goes to....Your Waitress for smiling through your ridiculous requests and annoying kids

Customers who order too fast for you to write legibly

But they always have to touch it just to make sure #smh #stupid #waitressing

Seriously though

Taking customers orders and thinking "Are you really sure you need that much food?"

#dead #sorefeet #DontTalkToMe

Why would you even think that a sit down restaurant was an option for you????

#bye

Swear some don't even look at the menu #smh #really

#watiress #prayer

Some people just don't get it

Happens all the time. That's why you read off the order when you are done

The customer is always right. Hahaha yeah right

Today had a woman come and put her bags of groceries on my table then proceeded to eat at another table. Bitch better move her shit!

New year, new me?? Nope! Still hate everyone and everything! Happy new year fuckers 😆 #serverlife #serverproblems #nye2016