MRW my boss asks if I would float to peds for the last 4h

There ain't no coupe deville hiding at the bottom of a Cracker Jack box

Well this gave me pause

Sassy older nurse: ugh I’m working allll weekend Me: ah me too, I’m charge Sunday Sassy older nurse: OH THANK GOD! Me:

Happy cinco everyone!

Me walking onto the unit in regular clothes

If a patient is sad, anxious, depressed but not SI/HI, do you take their belongings?

If a patient is drunk/high but not SI/HI do you take their belongings?

Some things about working management I really don’t understand. I need to type up a standard of work for documenting IV insertion. 1. Place IV 2. Document IV 3. ...?

Ayo kids! I’m coming outta the woodwork here because one of my fav docs finally hopped on the social media train. Not only is he a doctor, but he played one on TV! Check him out on insta! instagram.com/ed_professor?i…

If people constantly tell you “Man it’s always crazy in here when you run charge” it might be because you suck at running charge

Overheard my coworker ask a patient if he had any allergies. “Rabbits”

The covid lull is over. Back to the ER for psych dumps, back pain x months, and things that could have been an outpatient work up.

So so proud of you fam ❤️❤️

I often end up at Target right before the first threat of snow for the year and am always met with a wall of bathing suits instead of cute winter gear. 🗣ITS A PANDEMIC. NO ONE WANTS BATHING SUITS IN JANUARY YOU ASSHATS. I NEED A BEANIE.