"I told Great Depression that there have been Nazi sympathisers cropping up through the US lately. He said nothing and threw his razor in the garbage."

❝𝒴𝑜𝓊 𝑔𝓊𝓎𝓈 𝓀𝓃𝑜𝓌 𝐼 𝒸𝒶𝓃 𝓂𝑜𝓋𝑒 𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓃𝑔𝓈 𝓌𝒾𝓉𝒽 𝓂𝓎 𝓂𝒾𝓃𝒹, 𝓇𝒾𝑔𝒽𝓉?❞ ••• －𝒯𝒽𝑒 𝒮𝒸𝒶𝓇𝓁𝑒𝓉 𝒲𝒾𝓉𝒸𝒽 － Aᴠᴇɴɢᴇʀ － Literate/descriptive － 8 years of experience － Ships w/chem. －DMs are open for plotting/RP! －RT?<3

Only the finest, saddest beard will do.

"I never faceplant." x.com/CapsicleSR/sta…

Steve keeps comparing me to cats- .../I'm/ Cat Boy, aren't I?

Steve's the one doing it, no me! And his bird friend. And his not-actually-Russian friend. x.com/ActOfScarlet/s…

Well he doesn't want to be considered a cat but apparently that's his lot in life now. x.com/ActOfScarlet/s…

"I hate this so much, but I love it too." x.com/RcdWitch/statu…

"I ran as fast as I could and smacked Barton's ass. He made the stupidest noise. That'll show him for comparing me to a Twinkie."

"I know. Why would you go around comparing people to Twinkies?" x.com/OfPatrioticBor…

"Fried sugar things full of cream. American candy...cake...things." And then, the realisation sets in. "He means it as a double entendre, Steve." x.com/OfPatrioticBor…

In order: No it's not. That's just because you keep hitting your head. Two days ago. Ran in before you could close the door all the way. x.com/cawcawitsbarto…

No. That was just me. Is that what you were yelling? x.com/cawcawitsbarto…

Except that it did work. I heard you squeal. Can they go faster than me? No? Good luck. x.com/cawcawitsbarto…

"WAHA! BUCK C'MERE!" That's what it sounded like. I thought you might hit the ceiling, but apparently you just missed. I wish I had recorded it. Let me know when you're ready for me to stop waiting and start seeing. x.com/cawcawitsbarto…

To be a super hero, do you always have to have problems with your father and a backstory? The longer I spend with the Avengers, the more that I notice this is a running theme...

"I don't know what you're talking about. Never happened, ever. Stop telling them our secrets." x.com/Thesokoviawitc…

He rubs his face with one hand, finger brushing over his eyes and brow. "No, but I'm trying to prove the Captain wrong. I can't have somebody proving him right." x.com/Thesokoviawitc…

"In a nutshell? Yes." x.com/Thesokoviawitc…

His brow raised as he watched her, glancing around. "Well...you are, obviously. Who else would it be?" x.com/Thesokoviawitc…