Getting called dapper by a doll? I am blushing, stuttering, melting. Help me.

It's nice that when someone recommends going to a chiropractor, you no longer need to listen to them when they speak.

Shout out to the guy who saw my date wearing a Stud shirt, came up and told him „I‘m straight but we need to protect these places!“ and proceeded to tell a story about how when he went there everyone was in jockstraps, and that’s great and should be protect. #Ally

There are few things more Seattle than the tatted gen-x republican who owns a crystal shop and wants to be mayor so she can arrest more homeless people

No. This is a bad take. Kids aren't responsible for their adult parents who mismanage their healthcare. The kids are welcome at the hospital, please don't inject them with ivermectin or anything else.

Fun Fact: If you live in the United States, here’s a fun fact: A lot of people in other countries making much less than you have their own homes and free healthcare that no landlord or company can take away.

This person views children as property and not as humans unable to advocate for themselves.

Hot take but the sentiment that people like animals more than people has to do with the fact that animals typically can’t verbally defend themselves. Your appreciation has to do with lack of agency and ability to tell you you’re wrong/annoying.

If ur under 25, my best one line of advice is— do not place ANYONE on a pedestal. not celebrities, not spiritual teachers, not partners nor friends, NO ONE. That doesn’t mean to not learn from and value the insight and teachings/wisdom of others, but no one is infallible+

We don't hate him enough.

ppl only focusing on “well men need male-only time” are not understanding how genuinely devastating it is to approach puberty age as a girl and realize that you will NEVER be treated the same again.

I think it's really really important to point out that this woman is not upset because her baby is black, she is upset bc the fertility clinic implanted the wrong embryo and she therefore lost custody of the baby she grew, birthed, cared for, and loved

i love him so ☹️

Quick thirst trap before I get dressed to go dancing

I love being bisexual. Got to flirt with a gorgeous woman who accidentally walked into a gay cruising bar

Back on Twitter briefly to see if anyone recognizes this artist illustrator? I ordered stuff from them awhile ago but can’t find their name anywhere!!