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cj ✌︎

@sassilia_

worlds best scrambled egg chef

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calendar_today10-06-2012 06:37:26

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i like to believe, even as an atheist, that the amount of money i’ve donated to wikipedia this year ($6) will grant me entrance to the kingdom of heaven

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the only instagram notifications I get are for when dolly parton makes a post. and every time she does I make sure to thank her

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it never occurred to me to use chatGPT for evil. this is how I use chatGPT: “I have a carrot, marinara sauce, and saltines. WHAT recipe can I make?”

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my car bluetooth was still connected to my self help audiobook when the toyota employee got in and now he knows I’m a highly sensitive person in love

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really excited to be back on twitter dot com. really just wanted a safe space to admit I am actually a massive fan of impractical jokers

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when i was a young girl, a boy telling me my joke was funny was like getting a girlscout badge and now it feels more like someone shooting me in the chest with a g*n