As a mother the dream is for the whole house to be freshly cleaned like every room is clean at the same time, all the laundry is done and put away and the hamper empty, take out ordered for dinner and it arrives after you’ve just had a steaming hot unrushed shower and put on your

trying to fix my sleep schedule but the world is so nice and quiet from 12 to 5 am

❤️ When you feel bad — start washing the floors with your bare hands. No gloves. Grandma used to say: “You need to bring the mind down into the body.” You feel the dirt, the effort, the weight, the cold — and you regain control. This isn’t about cleanliness, it’s about grounding.

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You could just edit the date and time you screenshot it…

My husband would find a way to buy one too.

Totally making this Carrabba‘s bread dipping oil tonight

💀 this is something I could see my kiddo doing and I would die laughing. I try to keep my composure a lot but something like this would break me into a fit of laughter easily.

I was scrolling on facebook. Saw a rapper say “Nicki fell off”. As a big fan of hers I was curious about what happened. I’m busy with a baby and a kid all week since school has been out. These mfs really mad she got her citizenship and showing support for Trump.

These same mfs wouldn’t be crying if it was Biden or Kamala. Nicki is a real bitch. She’s tougher than these keyboard warriors. Her talk matches her walk. I stream Pink Friday 2 at least once a week. I’m excited for her new album. 3/27 can’t get here fast enough.

Just fyi- Anyone can put bold letters over a picture to make it look like they’re posting facts on it, when the info is false. Literally anyone. Carry on.

A FREAKING MEN

This look strongly reminds me of Cleopatra 💛

Hey Apple Fuck you and your software updates

I am so so grateful to be married to a loving man that wants me to stay home with our baby. I love this. At the same time, I miss making my own money. Weeee…..

Sometimes I wish I didn’t hoe so much when I was single. But it is what it is.

Stay at home moms ‼️ What age was your baby before you felt comfortable leaving them in someone else’s care while you were gone? I’m not talking leaving them with your partner/spouse.

I wanted 4 kids since I was 18. After my 2nd, I’m done. Pregnancy is horrible on my body. I can’t do it.

I know no one is *making* me do a deep dive on a profile but saying wild shit about someone… I gotta see for myself if the accusations are true.