Update on my corporate life: someone called themselves on skype and everyone lost their minds for ten minutes #banter #SADisreal

Me when I found out Aqua is still making music in 2018 #slay #dreamsdocometrue

Queen @Rose_Matafeo killing it! #firstwomanofcolour #whatalegend

It has just occurred to me that I’ll never be one of those women who can wear a blue and white striped shirt dress and not look like an escaped hospital patient.

Happy birthday to my only friend @whatdoesmjewdo

My phone has started autocorrecting "how" with "hoe" #priorities

Guys. Lee from Steps just walked past us #famelife

Anyone free to jump on a plane and bring me some TJ Katsu? Please and thank you

Why would you ruin a perfectly good burrito by putting olives in it?

Overheard on Cuba "have you never done brunch before?"

"They're in costume, they have no rights" #christmasvillage #averywellyxmas

No good compliment ever starts with "I don't mean to be creepy but..."

Sort your shit Go Wellington two broken down buses and a third driver who went past the stop. No wonder people don't use your services

I don't mean to brag but Tessa Waters just complimented my trousers. I win fashion now right?

Overheard on #CubaSt "it's on one of those little streets off Lambton Quay, like Majoribanks or something?" #geographywizz #naileditbabe

Let's bring back #100daysofKateBush

I barely use Twitter. But also #metoo

#VoiceOfTheNation @TawataTawata so excited for all their mahi. Go see #TheVultures at Q in Auckland. Opens tomorrow mates! x.com/nzfringe/statu…

May seems like a long time away.m, but got a ticket to see Andrew Hunter Murray when he comes to visit #nosuchthingontour

Just witnessed a tourist couple take a photo of themselves in front of iconic #Wellington landmark “Briscoes on Taranaki St”