Sushma Karki लाई भेट्न...

Who called it Contagious Yawning and not Yawn Sambanda?

Yeti Airlines - Killing Customers Since 2004

Other Countries : Innocent until proven Guilty. Nepal : Guilty until proven innocent.

"Nepal's weather forecast: Sunny with a chance of rain, hail, thunderstorms, and snow all in the same day."

"Nepal's public transportation system is like a game of musical chairs, except there are no chairs."

Who called it 'Resham Chaudhary released from jail' and not 'रेशम फिरीरी'…

नाम : Ram काम : हराम

"If you can't regulate it, ban it" - Nepal Sarkar's policy regarding everything.

"हाहा ठिक छ... म को नै हो र !" is the last stage of my convincing skills.

It's weird how I started listening to Nepali songs more after coming bidesh because it gave me a sense of identity.

You know that person can earn more money selling those papers than they could ever by selling chatpate.

People in other countries break up with their boy/girlfriends because they couldn’t compromise on important issues. We were told to break up with our boy/girlfriends because जात मिल्दैन.

एक रातको हर्ष, सजाय आठ वर्ष ! 💀

The only skill I have learnt while living with my family is "एउटा कानबाट सुनेर अर्को कानबाट उडाउने" cuz the more u will give them an explanation the more they will misunderstand you.

Welcome to a country where jokes are national problems and national problems are jokes.

Level of "kaam" is directly proportional to the "paisa" you earn through it. It's simple rule of MONEY. It speaks LOUDER.

Hey Grok who raped and murdered Nirmala Panta?

म कक्षा ३ मा पढ्दा मलाई monitor बनाउनु भनेर २ दिनजति रोएको थिएँ, हिजो हर्क सम्पाङ देखेर त्यो दिन याद आयो।