not arguing w a man who has a mustache. whatever u say love of my life

Me looking at the self checkout camera as I scan a TV as a banana

Girls will suffer unearthly tragedies and still run errands the same day with a smile on their face but if a man’s parents divorce when he is 12 he will unleash his wrath on the world for the rest of his life

type shit i’ve been on recently

There’s an entire generation that has no idea who this is and I just think that’s unfair

hello gay fans!

this is so sonya and i coded it’s not even funny

Excision watching Marshmello and Svdden Death chopping it up

Do crackheads ever say “damn I’m too broke to smoke crack today”? NO!!!! They make shit happen. That should be a lesson to everybody

kamala harris is STRAPPED ?

i could never be hannah montana because i would take one hit of a joint at a party, turn to the person closest to me, and immediately go “i neeeeeeed to tell u something”

no bc i’ve been losing my mind thinking about the mellow man + certified double since LIB and haven’t been able to find it or even a vid of it for 6 MONTHS 🥹🥹🥹🥹

Yeah I'm EMO who fucking cares