My nurse at my appointment is wearing timbs, an ed hardy belt, and a sports jacket lmao 😭

It’s a chicken nugget 😩

Maybe I’m not all for freedom of speech

Please take your days off, these jobs don't care about you.

I’m tired of my back hurting 😭

imma stick that right up my butt before i walk in the club

These keep getting worse and worse every time I see them lmao

My supervisor just advised me not to go through workers comp for injuring my back at work lol

Just scrubbed in on a hemorrhoidectomy and oh my god that’s gotta be the most uncomfortable thing to heal from 😭

People always trying to parent other peoples kids and it’s so WEIRD

that's that me, espresso

Guess the procedure

Just paid rent, gonna go cry a little bit 😪

You right I need 3

Getting it tattooed on my lips like lipstick so they know who mouth this is #reallover

Would you ever get the color of their tip painted on your nails?

Oh what a time to be alive

Mexicans at their 1yr olds bday party: