Hot take: every time I tell an old person I’m busy with meetings and they should email instead which will be faster and they respond with “ok I’ll just call you later” it should be acceptable for me to block them

I just don’t have the fucking mental capacity today

“Haha how wild would it be if today was the first time i ever forgot to roll up my car windows” -my intrusive thoughts during a tornado watch

They found the cause of SIDS THEY FOUND THE CAUSE OF SIDS Excuse me while I cry for all the parents, including lead researcher Dr Carmel Harrington, who lived with guilt. And cry happy tears for parents in the future who will have access to screening and prevention. 😭

At my funeral, take the bouquet off my coffin and throw it into the crowd to see who is next.

Just learned from my cats dermatologist that it’s her birthday on Friday which means she’s a gemini which means she and I are both thriving in our season rn 😍

Why Beauty Matters (and how it has been destroyed by "usability") A short thread...

Let me be very clear: This ruling changes nothing in Minnesota today, tomorrow, or as long as I am governor. We will not turn back the clock on reproductive rights.

Anyone else seeing the sky rn? Damn

Can we all just get on the same page that everyone is stressed all the time and it’s not an excuse to be an asshole?

God damn it I can’t believe no one was around to see the smoothest parallel park job of my life

POV you are my client after I miss your call and I call you back: “Hey! So sorry I missed your call- I was caught up on the other line with my cat’s dermatologist”

Curious 🛏

Starting Friday I will be thriving

I was about to send this gif to a gen z coworker but chickened out bc I didn’t know if gen z knows hulk hogan????

Looking for a plus size winter coat for over a month now and every where is online only, petite models wearing the coats, sizes run small, limited choices (especially fashionable ones), etc. Not only am i tired of the clothing industry not giving a fuck about me but now I’m cold

I’m not a religious woman, but I do pray every day that I get stopped for one of those Tik toks that asks what I’m listening to and it’s this:

You know it’s cold outside when you go outside and it’s cold.

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