The worst thing that can ever happen to me is watching a movie and not knowing it’s a musical. & all of a sudden chairs start sliding and tap shoes come out? Kill me.

life update

The way yall confuse Gen Z and Gen Alpha is crazy. Gen Z is knocking on thirty

I fucking love humans. Imagine the shit we’d come up with if we didn’t have to please shareholders.

OneDrive: “your file is saved” Me: “oh cool where is it?” Onedrive: “where’s what?”

🥴🥴🥴🥴

"stay together for the kids* NO. SEPARATE FOR THE KIDS. SEPARATE. FOR. THE. KIDS.

She should address it.

I can't believe 13-year-old me thought I would have figured life out by 25😂😂

living with your parents in your 20s is like.... i'm grateful to not have to pay for groceries. i have to get out of here. i'm grateful to have a roof over my head and not have to pay rent. i have to get out of here. i'm grateful i'm so fucking grateful. i have to get out of here

company: we’re hiring! me: *applies* company:

ቴሌብር ላይ ገንዘብ ማስቀመጥ is the equivalent of 200 ብር መዘርዘር

I can’t make you something you’re not