I would rather cheat on my girl than get up when my cat is sleeping on me

I saw this again and this nigga is still stupid. Choice specs Iron Bundle will spam freeze dry will one shot his whole team. 4 DPOY doesn't understand basic defense what a bum.

I want Pombon to stand up when he evolves

Controversial take make the 3 pointer worth 4 and regular buckets worth 3. Increases the value of fgs in comparison to the 3pt shot that way the opportunity cost of an fg isn't as high. Should encourage more middies.

Finna engineer a new Panama disease that targets cilantro and parsley. I need those fucking colonizer herbs extinct

This is finna be me with my daughter inshallah

I saw a sunni making my shawarma and I almost walked out the joint

We gotta blick all the ai niggas

this is a mental illness btw

Girl asked me if I would love her if she was a worm, worms don't have feet next question

Invincible might have the funniest fan base of all time

You could assemble every Oscar-winning writer in Hollywood and they still wouldn’t be able to put together a funnier Duke losing script than that.

Hypothetically speaking an electric car is the most optimal car for a drive by

IBS isn't real just eat some fiber nigga

THE BOLD ONE Emirates FA Cup Enjoy your quadruple, pal.

The br*tish just mad Kanye is better than beetles

Shoutout hokit he really about this schizophrenia shit

Jiri is fucking retarded

.com bubble 2

I mean we just gotta go 16-12 over the next 28. It's doable.