MY PHONE: *on 1%* MY PHONE: *dies* ME:

she CHEWED him up like men just aren't smart i'm crying😭

it do sometimes no shade

“food gives u energy” me after eating:

It is insane how we all know exactly what this means. 😂

HAVING PARENTS WHO HELPS YOU FINANCIALLY EVEN AS AN ADULT.

This

Do not hire this mf I’m scared 😭

Somebody said Black people can't be vampires because we put garlic and onion powder in everything 😭😭😂

"unfortunately we decided to move forward with other candidates" dawg..i was gonna scan fkn groceries not do open heart surgery 😭

People think depression means your sad and crying all the time. Depression for me is being stuck in a twilight zone. i can't think , i don't respond to things , nothing is interesting , i just feel empty. not sad , just blank. I have a lot of days like this and they are hard .

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Mannnn

she wasnt even twerking… just hot-dog hot-dog hot-diggidy dogging on that stage😭😭😭

how tf a computer gone ask me if i'm a robot 😭 bitch you da robot 😭😭

CONFIRMED. Trump raped minors. And it's all on tape.

when you finally do your laundry and all your top-tiers clothes are back

Latto is just an example of women who lie about their standards

Ngl, yall couldn’t tell me shit about 2009 Drake