Melbourne comedy festival has rolled into the mcg tonight #AFLBluesPies

Everyone will know my boy Phoenix Gothard's name soon the next gun small #AFLSwansGiants

I've finally been caught by the rookie roulette #SuperCoach

KD fit all year than misses the 1st playoff game can't make this shit up #Rockets

I need in at the umpiring department I've got so many good ideas which are just easy fixes but like most things it's just a boys club which is half the problem they need new voices but it's not what you know it's who you know

Nothing is more annoying when you go to the footy in a close game and people in the crowd just blurting out how longs left in a quarter just shut up and watch the game

Fuck we concede some stupid piss east goals from nothing #EVELIV

Flat track Curnow back in full swing #AFLDogsSwans

Good to see the dees getting some cheapies early #AFLTigersDees

Hopefully Bailey gets these piss weak kosi frees this week

If you don't win this in OT Jabari you can f off forever

Don’t mind me

Essendon has done well to honour Veterans today: Pendlebury, Sidebottom, Crisp and Howe. #ANZACDAY #AFLDonsPies

Murphy Reid's superco score is a joke

Robbo ❤️ #LIVCRY

Roy George is a gutless coward headbutting enjoy your holiday champ

Turns out Will Parker is no good at footy or cricket #AFLPiesHawks

Well we can tick of the should we play extra time debate now 😵

Yeah the umpiring standard this year has been poor to say the least but the amount of people with 0 clue who constantly comment about the umpiring fans and media who have ZERO clue are part of the bigger problem

You can't be paying that on rachele 🤦‍♂️ #AFLCrowsPort