Beer couldn't possibly be bad if it's made with cherries.....mmmmmm....arrrrrrrhhhh....dufff

Lisa shaw and sushi? Current redone....so much more hip,lol. Must be where the cool kids go.

"my unfiltered saki looks like a glass of jizz"--classic, Claire

My husband is a saint...solo with the kid all day! #iloveu

Donut burgers or fried balls #whatswrongwithamerica

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Sushi and moores? Who can ask for more?...

newmoon and angsty k-stew for lunch. Could have done without her and her annoying stares then the movie would have been great.

Gonna tape my eyes open. So exhausted Im nauseous. Maybe catch z's on the train.

This guy sounds like the peanuts teacher. Wha whap wha wha whamp..,.

At the burger joint #best burger ever

I dislike people who pose.

Liar liar pants on fire.

Ostrich the new meat of the new decade.

Do I really have to work tomorrow? I don't wanna....where's the money tree?

Crossing my fingers my first stab in politics was worth it.

i cant feel half my face....im also drooling soup everywhere

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