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Chris Rivers

@sardonicpeanut

I focus on my studies, English and literature are my passions. I'm cool, I swear.| @MonstrousStag and Amira Vanderwoodsen's son.| Twinning with @WiseDrewRivers

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Chris Rivers
@sardonicpeanut

11 years ago

I'm not grounded. I'm a really good kid. I haven't even been on a date yet. My grades are flawless. No way I'm grounded.

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Chris Rivers
@sardonicpeanut

11 years ago

Why am I always the bad kid?

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Chris Rivers
@sardonicpeanut

11 years ago

I don't have to deal with this.

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Chris Rivers
@sardonicpeanut

11 years ago

✌️

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Chris Rivers
@sardonicpeanut

11 years ago

/Universal./

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Chris Rivers
@sardonicpeanut

11 years ago

You're not getting old. Happy birthday, mom.

You're not getting old. Happy birthday, mom.
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Chris Rivers
@sardonicpeanut

11 years ago

[Wraps @JubilantRivers into a hug.] You bet.

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Chris Rivers
@sardonicpeanut

11 years ago

[Stares at @JubilantRivers blankly.] That's what I'm gonna do.

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Chris Rivers
@sardonicpeanut

11 years ago

My eyes burn like hell.

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Chris Rivers
@sardonicpeanut

11 years ago

This essay is literally kicking me in the butt.

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Chris Rivers
@sardonicpeanut

11 years ago

Cam was here.

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Chris Rivers
@sardonicpeanut

11 years ago

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Chris Rivers
@sardonicpeanut

11 years ago

Don't I have the most beautiful mom in the world, though?

Don't I have the most beautiful mom in the world, though?
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Chris Rivers
@sardonicpeanut

11 years ago

If anyone needs me, I'll be in my bed.

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Chris Rivers
@sardonicpeanut

11 years ago

[Cuddles against @BouyantAnarchy, laying my head on her shoulder.]

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Chris Rivers
@sardonicpeanut

11 years ago

[Slowly starts painting @SuaveBuoyant's nails.]

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Chris Rivers
@sardonicpeanut

11 years ago

Mom, I need you to feel my forehead.

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Chris Rivers
@sardonicpeanut

11 years ago

My eyes burn.

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Chris Rivers
@sardonicpeanut

11 years ago

Sunny D, alright.

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Chris Rivers
@sardonicpeanut

11 years ago

School's almost done. That's something to be happy about.