Realizing i can't identify love bombing because in my eyes that's how i'm meant to be treated

i think alysa liu should be allowed to shoot people

trans people doing endless discourse about useless bullshit meanwhile this is happening RIGHT now. it’s time to get serious people

read an article on substack today, called “why do people act like they have tomorrow to love you?” and yes, why

CITIZEN! A SUBLITERATE OFFICER OF THE LAW HAS IDENTIFIED YOU AS SUSPICIOUS. PLEASE ABANDON ALL SURVIVAL INSTINCTS AND PREPARE TO BE MOLESTED.

If you know anything about data brokers/targeting advertising u know that they will give u ads for things they know ur not interested in bc it boosts conversion on the ones you are. Target was doing this to pregnant women all the way back in 2012

easiest way to explain this is that american drinks are kind of non-linear because every order you pay a little serf tax to their service class, and after about three drinks the bartender recognises you as a more reliable ally than the bar owner and mixes drinks at 2-3x strength

some guy: wouldnt it be great if we planted trees that STINK all around our walkable city? yeah the trees REEK of CUM, cant walk anywhere near them without getting hit with the smell. Ok, now put 5 on every city block. Make sure Americans cant walk 10 feet without smelling cum.

NYC sober this weekend no coke or jewish women

ive been informed one of the times i was blackout drunk a dude tried to hit on me and asked if he could buy me a drink to which i replied "i dont drink" before sipping on my moscow mule

I get overstimulated easily so I need to drink beer to calm down. Need to drink 10 beers before it's even noon. Because of my gifted child adult ADHD

a woman with no drivers license is the closest you’ll get to a modern day prophet

losing it at the one person who bookmarked this presumably to google what Wet Seal is

(Yelling over club music) so it’s called a microbiome report