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Sarcastic Mommy

@sarcasticmommy4

I put my symptoms into WebMD & it turns out I just have kids. https://t.co/m6TcvYNqfm

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Waking up kids for school:

1st try: Time to wake up.
3rd try: Please get up.
10th try: GET UP NOW!

Kids: Why are you yelling?

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