Does anyone else regularly crowpeck themselves right in the middle of your eyes when trying to push your glasses back up your nose, forgetting you've not put them on yet? 🤦🏻‍♀️😆

On another fucking note Meta Facebook Why does my FB look like this? All I've asked say theirs is the same as it was. Have I got a stupid early update? Cause I can't change it back & I hate it, it's all squashed & unreadable. I can't even press the buttons on the toolbar!

DO NOT LET THIS WOMAN KNOW PEACE Reminder this woman (pictured below) 911 operator Donna Reneau mocked a drowning, dying woman, as she died. Donna refused to send emergency dispatch--police or ambulance--to help her; at first lying and telling her they were on their way but

Is there anything worse than eating something absolutely amazing and being full up? I don't wanna stop eating it! It tastes so fucking nice!!!

Ooooh new midweek video upload, you're spoiling us MrBallen !!

Still absolutely REELING at being trolled by MrBallen you got us so good! Absolutely fantastic 😂🤌🏻

My 14 year old son hasn't been feeling very well the past few days and today decided to Google his symptoms. He's now taking a moment to come to terms with the fact that he's apparently pregnant 🤦🏻‍♀️

I'm so drunk I just replied to my own comment on a Flash post about how much I love The Flash. My 1st comment was about how amazing he is, then 16 hours later I read my own comment & replied about how happy I was to find someone that loved the Flash as much as me. I'm an idiot 🤦🏻‍♀️

x.com/i/status/17827… really hope this DISGUSTING, BLOATED, VILE, waste of oxygen woman leaves earth very soon and very painfully after what she did. She deserves ZERO peace and ALL pain until the end of her days. Every time I hear that 911 call... Just disgusting. Bitch!

Has anyone else noticed that Jackpotjoy Virgin Games are paying significantly less on not only the free daily games, but also the big bonus 1 at the end of the month. Also I'm winning much less in general now. They've changed something & I'm not wasting my money for less returns