Sara the Sleepy Seagull (@saratheseagull) 's Twitter Profile
Sara the Sleepy Seagull

@saratheseagull

Support Man City. Like playing Quizzes and watching YouTube and TikTok. Also do the occasional drawing.

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calendar_today04-09-2024 18:00:57

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Autistic Lauren πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ (@autistic_lauren) 's Twitter Profile Photo

People be like "Oh I didn't point out that thing stuck to you as I didn't want to embarrass you" Well that momentary embarrassment is better than the eventual embarrassment of realising you had the thing stuck to you all day

Weekday Jokes (@weekdayjokes) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I’m not having much luck with jobs lately. I couldn’t concentrate in the orange juice factory; wasn’t suited to be a tailor; the muffler factory was just exhausting; couldn’t cut it as barber and I just couldn’t see any future as a historian

Weekday Jokes (@weekdayjokes) 's Twitter Profile Photo

My son’s teacher called today saying he's not listening in class. I said, β€œHe doesn't listen at home either. Do I call you?”

LaughBreak: Dad Jokes β€˜N More (@mediocrejoker85) 's Twitter Profile Photo

THINGS WE DID DO: Built This City Shot the Sheriff THINGS WE DIDN'T DO: Start The Fire Shoot the Deputy THINGS WE WANT TO DO: Break Free Hold Your Hand THINGS WE WILL DO: Rock You Survive Anything for Love THINGS WE WON’T DO: Get Fooled Again Back Down Stop Believin’ That

Weekday Jokes (@weekdayjokes) 's Twitter Profile Photo

When I was a kid, my parents would always say, β€œExcuse my French” just after a swear word. I’ll never forget that day at school when the teacher asked if any of us knew any French words

Sara the Sleepy Seagull (@saratheseagull) 's Twitter Profile Photo

#EPiCMovie. Just got back from seeing this at the cinema. Baz Luhrmann's film showing lost footage from Elvis Presley's Las Vegas shows. It was absolutely epic! Absolutely amazing! There really was and never will be anyone like Elvis. Io absolutely love him 😍. Baz Luhrmann

#EPiCMovie. Just got back from seeing this at the cinema.  Baz Luhrmann's film showing lost footage from Elvis Presley's Las Vegas shows.  It was absolutely epic!  Absolutely amazing!  
There really was and never will be anyone like Elvis.  Io absolutely love him 😍. <a href="/bazluhrmann/">Baz Luhrmann</a>
Eric Alper 🎧 (@thatericalper) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Elvis Presley's "Burning Love" is back on the UK charts, climbing to new peak positions thanks to the massive success of Baz Luhrmann's concert film Epic: Elvis Presley in Concert, proving the King's music is as powerful as ever more than 50 years on.

Elvis Presley's "Burning Love" is back on the UK charts, climbing to new peak positions thanks to the massive success of Baz Luhrmann's concert film Epic: Elvis Presley in Concert, proving the King's music is as powerful as ever more than 50 years on.
𝗝𝗲𝗻𝗻𝗢𝗳𝗲𝗿 (@jentaketwo) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I've invented a new talent contest where you have to dress up as a sailor and eat spinach as fast as possible. I'll call it Popeyedol. πŸ˜‚πŸ€£ #BadJokeFriday

HRH OF WTF (@hrhofwtf) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen: "I've never had a pot noodle in my life" he then goes on to try one on the show...πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

The Curious Pollster (@pollster_mike1) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Keep only one voice The stadium-shaking showman or the King of Rock β€˜n’ Roll? If only one legendary voice can remain, who is it? Freddie Mercury vs Elvis Presley Share your thoughts!