Just posted a photo @ Brighton, East Sussex instagram.com/p/CFDHFUWnASi/…

4th March, 2019. Chris would be working at his desk by the window and this magpie would come and sit across from him on the fire escape for ages. And kept coming back every day. @ Brighton instagram.com/p/CFH5WL0H6Hl/…

Who do we have to send a postcard to in order to get featured on Recomendo? Asking for us. @clauddaws Mxlpytlk Kevin Kelly postcardsfromtimbuktu.com

A strange world we live in where one hopes that the Zodiac Killer has a better chance of becoming president of the United States than Drumpf

They're voting. Have you? #StrongerTogether #Remain

hey guys i've made my first #meme !!! plz LIKE and SHARE and TAG A MATE lmao 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

#iamwario is the best sketch show I've seen for years, and might be my favourite show of #edfringe so far. 12:05, Sneaky Petes. Go go go!

Lots of Brits after Brexit and Americans today are half-jokingly announcing they're fleeing to Canada. Now imagine you live in Syria.

The animatronics in Planet Earth II are astounding.

Need to pick one song for a party playlist. Have to make sure I don't ruin the party. Wang Chung?

"When I was a kid, there was no such thing as racism", I overhear a white man under 50 years old say whilst in the theatre bar.

I made my boyfriend this shitty advent calendar and I'm so proud of it.

A long, lovely day spent canoodling in the background of Colin Hoult's short.

Someone get a sun umbrella for the London Beer Factory, please! He is baking. PLEASE! #Hydeandseek #Foundit

"It's Columbo and his girlfriend!" We're not sure who's who, as I had the coat, but we're chuffed. Never mind that it should be Mrs. Columbo

Lots of love for the Lich King. #IceCreamCitadel #Hearthstone

There was a time that I would tweet about "Paul Blart" due to the character limit. But now, with the increase to 280, I'll always say Paul Blart Mall Cop. And I feel it's important I call him Paul Blart Mall Cop, because he earned that right. The dark days of disrespect are over.

Soul destroying fourth place. SOUL DESTROYING. It's not the winning, it's the taking part.

Hey whoever is trying to reset my twitter password, please stop, it's really not worth it

Gutted to see Brooklyn Nine-Nine is being cancelled and pray it will be picked up by a smarter company. A show that makes me laugh like no other, with the best cast of characters on television played by the most lovable actors. #Brooklyn99 #RenewB99