The astronauts on Artemis II probably:

when did they stop putting the five guys fries in a cup… why am i eating them out of a little bag rn… is literally Nothing sacred ???

at a dive bar and the band is playing rocket man while we watch Artemis II come back down to earth

in the uber having a giggle with the gals when suddenly the birthday girl goes “i think i feel like throwing up” and suddenly nothings funny… Beyoncé mute challenge …

The cost of living increase in Ohio has been baffling me for the past three years. There is no clearly definable reason for the increase either.

I've decided that my 20s are actually from 29 to 39

HALLELUJAH

once a month in new york a stranger will randomly act so kind to you that it saves and changes your life

not the person i want to be yet but far from the person i was

thinking about the matte blue scooby doo fruit snack

happy second birthday to the tortured poets department

just watched Paddington for the first time ahead of my trip to London. life changing. should be required viewing by law for all Americans, in fact.

London i love you but we gottttta figure out this 11:30 bar closure situation. actually awful. far too early.

i spilled apple juice on the floor of Westminster Abbey, i am sorry God & Royal Family

as God intended

please help americanair i left a bag behind on my plane and they said there’s nothing there when i know for a fact it is under the seat 25E !

major influx of avatar the last airbender fan edits set to WE ON GO on my fyp this week & they give me full body chills every single time ….

# LET ME INNNNNNNNNN I SHOULDVE BEEN THEREEEE