Hang them in my house.

I think the biggest indicator of the fact that this wasn't a "conflict" or a "war" or literally anything you can "both sides" is: no part of Israel looks like this

how do i achieve this body by 6pm tonight

The Carolina Panthers can’t lose if we put the tree up before the game right? 🎄🏈Not Dave Canales

One thing about Bryson is he’s going to stand in front of the TV when things get stressful. Not Dave Canales

The sun is too bright this morning. I think I have permanent eye damage.

God I fucking love hockey.

Bark bark bark bark

This is going to fuuuuuuuuuuck me up.

If I ever say I love being a submissive wife just know someone has me held hostage.

Snickerdoodle banana bread loaf and chocolate chip banana bread mini muffins because I only have one loaf pan. 😮‍💨

Today’s baking masterpiece: Oreo cookies. My husband is on a diet so that’s unfortunate for him.

Getting the urge to get another college degree. I blame the pregnancy hormones.

Being pregnant with a girl is going to bankrupt my family because look how fucking cute this outfit is.

If you are not absolutely disgusted over the kidnapping of Liam by ICE you’re the fucking problem. Fuck ICE now and always.

Time for my annual viral Love is Blind tweet. Chris is NOT hot enough to be telling Jessica she isn’t “fit enough” for him and saying he thinks he can get over her not doing Pilates everyday. Boy gtfo. #LoveIsBlind

And this is why everyone loves Tripp.

Fools spring has made it to Raleigh, bravo shows on every night during the week, two major book release announcements. Literally living my best life.

A 10:00 game the night we lose an hour of sleep is diabolical

Using this as a platform to rank ice cream sandwiches because I’m pregnant and eat one every day. So far my favorites in order are: 1) Harris Teeter brand mini sandwiches 2) Walmart brand Neapolitan sandwiches 3) Wegmans brand regular sandwiches I’ll keep you all updated.