I came home from work tonight and fed the dogs, unaware that my husband had popped home and fed them earlier. Did they tell me this? Did they fuck, the fat bastards.

Praying that nightreign still feels like authentic Fromsoft storytelling and not weird pandering. I am okay with them making adjacent narratives and combining to IPs I just hope they do it in a way that is intriguing and cohesive rather than “how many references can we fit”

I just woke up, chat what is this

Me this morning: Yaaay I downloaded the 32GB patch for Lords of the Fallen Me ten minutes later: this shit is cursed. Stuttering and lagging. Captain_Domo Why didn't I listen to you?

Yes I just stood up, waved at the TV and screamed "it's my Melanie, mum" #themadameblancmysteries And my mum walked in and said "mel kilburn? Love seeing her busy" So in sync with my mum and 2004-2008 cast of The Bill

Skoova is a fucking legend #jedisurvivor

Will do our very best! Star Trek

London Vegetable Orchestra

Did not know I could love Merrin more. But God this woman has the biggest balls in the galaxy and I love it ! #jedisurvivor

Goodbye Tony, our dear friend. RIP

Watch PocketLocket20 with me on Twitch! twitch.tv/pocketlocket20… Charity stream for the incredible SpecialEffect come hang out

Jamie Murray makes history after becoming the first British tennis star to play a thousand tour-level matches | Daily Mail Online dailymail.co.uk/sport/tennis/a…

youtu.be/r2IhMHsy_VY?si… If you need to laugh, Zoodle 's joy is infectious

Just going to announce how balanced and reasonable I am on X. I settled down to S3 #wheeloftime and completely lost my shit before the opening credits... Not proud of it but I yelled pretty loudly "F this show if Meera is dead" Completely measured MeeraSyal💙

This fat fuck ate every single pepper in my garden

x.com/inkblotistan/s… He's got very good manners and comes from a great family, what more do you want?

#chicagomed S6 Question, am I meant to dislike Dean or sympathise with him that the shift in his and Ethan's power dynamic is a tough adjustment? He seems manipulative but I'm not sure what I'm meant to be thinking and feeling?

Look what my daughter Emily Jane just filmed in our garden! 😍 Do you know what it is?

An absolutely crushing loss. Love & Death, Annie Hall, The Godfather. A sensational actor.

Sisyphean Task