The difference between Chicago and New York City is that in NYC I don’t mind spending $12 on a happy hour cocktail

I LIVED IT: I Literally Never Know What Anyone Is Talking About ow.ly/oDAx50jFIwr

Lol everything’s the same

Oh my god. This is just sensational. Please watch and retweet.

Music is weird. Hotel bars might be weirder.

What is cuter than a dog with booties?

Does anyone else hate all covers of Creep?

Folk Alley Sessions: Milwaukee-based duo Dead Horses (Dead Horses) - Sarah Vos & Daniel Wolff - stopped by Saranac Lake for a Session taping, recorded at Beehive Productions studio! 📽️👀👉 bit.ly/2IfO8HU #familytapes #swingerinthetrees

Forrest Gump is the best movie ever?

Twelve years ago on this day, Les Paul walked right past me on the corner of Bellevue and Downer on Milwaukee’s east side. I was eating an ice cream cone with @jackie_l_t

Gorillas at a South Carolina zoo trying to avoid the rain peak out from under their enclosure before they finally making a break for it. abcn.ws/2Hda18P

Is anyone else suspicious that PBR, Yuengling, Montucky Cold Snack, Lone Star etc are all the same beer in a different can?!

New idea: men’s rights but for women

Three things cut me this week: 1.) lasagna noodle 2.) broken ice cube 3.) shard of glass from my broken car window after being robbed Weird week

Trump spent millions on a poorly attended, 1 day parade days after saying he couldn’t afford toothpaste & soap for caged children. Did he ask Congress for military parade💰? No. Trump held these kids hostage to secure billions for their abusers. Congress needs to see that.

Regardless of what Pink Floyd ever told you, there is no “Dark Side of the Moon" — all sides receive sunlight. Lunar days last a month. But there is, however, a permanent Far Side & Near Side.

this morning I overheard a man telling Dan all about the Rapture which capped off the weirdest two weeks of my life

at the bar listening to a middle-aged woman next to me quietly sing along to every song including “black” by Pearl Jam and “I smell sex and candy” by Marcy’s Playground.