I think about Naya Rivera all the time

being a mom doesn’t make me any less annoyed when someone says some shit like “my 34 month old” BITCH that baby is almost three years old. stop. why are we doing this

getting sexier as a coping mechanism

I’ve thought about it and Space and the Ocean are none of my business

there’s something about sitting on the porch that makes the human experience worthwhile

they were my euphoria

John Carpenter’s The Thing was released 41 years ago today..June 25th 1982🔥🎬

your intrusive thoughts: I should dye my hair blue my intrusive thoughts: I could bite my baby’s fingers off if I wanted to

I am in a MOOD

Somebody on here said weed makes them feel like they in trouble And I couldn’t have put that any better

“You’re not gonna believe this, Chrissy. This prick saw 600 tweets in less than 25 minutes. He exceeded his rate limit”

this shit went triple platinum in my house

i’m like if a girl was a pawpaw

Just sent an email to a client with ‘something’ mistyped as ‘someting’

if you don’t understand that bitch is a term of endearment we simply cannot be friends

they were serving cunt let’s be real open.spotify.com/track/4KOfCjk1…

you’ll be aight once u get past the shoulders