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@sarahsolfails

Author & illustrator of Guac Is Extra But So Am I: The Reluctant Adult's Handbook

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Happy 87th birthday to Alan Alda, who has one of my all-time favorite irl meet-cutes. He and Arlene Weiss met when they went to party during college and were the only two people still willing to eat the rum cake after it fell on the floor.

They've been married for 65 years.

Happy 87th birthday to Alan Alda, who has one of my all-time favorite irl meet-cutes. He and Arlene Weiss met when they went to party during college and were the only two people still willing to eat the rum cake after it fell on the floor. They've been married for 65 years.
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jezza(@extremely_wet) 's Twitter Profile Photo

some guy on r/castiron is up to 80 coats and I've never seen something going this wild on there before. happy for him

some guy on r/castiron is up to 80 coats and I've never seen something going this wild on there before. happy for him
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Josh Gondelman(@joshgondelman) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Men will really write a series of spy novels where they solve crimes they imagine their ex-wife committed instead of going to therapy.

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Sarah Solomon(@sarahsolfails) 's Twitter Profile Photo

“Think I’m going to make boat shoes with lug soles my new thing,” she explained to the pigeon on her windowsill. He ignored her and continued to watch the adjacent window where there was Hulu premium

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