Uh, this, uh my Uncle Phil's World's Largest Ball of Twine in Bundy, Minnesota, makes me me proud I'm American

I kinda misunderstood the assignment

"USA is A-OK!" http://yfrog.com/14h9cj

Happy July 4th Weekend! (no service yesterday, couldn't tweet!) What makes you "Proud To Be An American"?!?

"Once a carnie, always a carnie..."

Oh boy...lots of booze last night..."somebody get a mop and a bucket..."

@coblehopper Oooh, you're married...

Quick, name the three judges of Mount Rose's American Teen Princess pageant!

If you competed for the title of Mount Rose American Teen Princess, what would your talent be?

Getting my beauty sleep...

What kind of "show" could I drive up there?

@scotmichaelgaga We miss her, too :(

"Guys leave Mount Rose all the time for _____ or _____"?

Who just got some?!?!?

Quick! Name the town where the largest ball of twine resides!

Our sincerest apologies for the lapse in tweets. We just came to after a seven-year hangover.

Ugh, the feeling that we get everytime we receive a news push notification. Can we just go back to '99?

The #WomensMarch2018 makes me, Amber Atkins, proud to be an America. Thank you Women's March!!!