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Happy #PresidentsDay to Halloween 4 star Abraham Lincoln 👻

“I hereby sentence you to life in McPrison. May the lord have mercy on your soul.”

Every elderly woman from 1977 just called and said if you’re thirsty there’s a pitcher in the refrigerator. This specific pitcher.

happy first day of spring now log off and go touch some grass please

4th grader: "I'm going to tell my family about you...you're so nice". 😭❤️😭❤️ #MyBabies

Me to the kids at lunch: “Alright, let’s throw away our trays in an orderly fashion please!” What the kids hear:

Just listened to the new Lucy Dacus album two times in a row and I may need 3-5 business days to recover.

Critic Fans!!!! You keep telling me you want it back. I've been trying for years! Well, now, creator Al Jean is on board!!! If you want it back, we need your help! Please like this post and spread the word! So we can show the studio, how many people want it!

Absolutely blessed content to cleanse the TL

ALYSA LIU WORLD CHAMPION ERA 🥇 #WorldFigure | #MTUSA

Ego: Cause these men ain’t what? Audience: SHIT #SNL

the faces of 3 people who are about to receive a talking-to from peepaw

Are Lucy Dacus and #KatieGavin trying to kill us? Asking for a friend!

Mankind was never meant to hold this much power

📺On April 12, 1997, the first 'Goth Talk' aired on 'Saturday Night Live'

🌸🐰3 Days Until Easter🐣🌼

The only people who could mitigate tensions between Fred G. Sanford and Aunt Esther were Ray Charles and Orson Welles.