You amuse me, Jester You may enter my bed chambers

LORD YES.

i take the art of noticing very seriously

my ideal man is a kindhearted little freak

Congratulations to every woman who left a loser this year

sending him the ceramic sculpture of dancing chihuahuas from mexico 200 BC-AD 200 with caption “us”

mom… dad… I’d like to introduce you to the guy who sends me reels

babe you’re so hot when you create a safe space for my thoughts/feelings

Women want one thing and it is to have a book read to them before bed by a man they love

is anyone else their father’s female son?

the msg isn’t always received from someone you want it to be, sometimes it takes months for you to see it clearly, then it will hit. the sender wasn’t the point. it was the msg. you couldn’t hear it because you focused on who was delivering it, not what they were delivering to u

he really do it for meeeeeee

nothing special about april fools day cuz everyday im a fool for you

We may never know who introduced Takuya Nakamura to UK Jungle music, after moving from Tokyo to Boston to study Jazz theory - but I, for one, am very grateful.

I don’t follow yall dating rules lmao ima do whatever feels right to me. I don’t like the way yall live

can i come over and do this to you

HOLLLLERRINNNNN

BITCH WE DONT EITHER